Quotes from the Movie City Slickers

No, if you're watching what you're recording, then it has to be on 3.

Mitch

Yes, that's the point. You don't even need a TV to record.

Mitch

You know what just occurred to me? Roping is stupid. This is a cow, not a gazelle, watch. Get off the horse, huh? Ok. And then you walk up to the cow. Look at how good this is working. Then you say "Hi. I'm Bob Vila with 'This Old Herd.' We're going to rope you today." Then you take Mr. Loop and put it around the head of Mr. Cow. [Mitch dismounts, walks up to the cow and puts the loop of lasso around its head] Now what's wrong with that?

Mitch

I'm gonna be okay, because I finally know what he was talking about.

Mitch

Curly. I know what he meant when he said there's just one thing that's really important.

Mitch

No, that's it; it's something different for everyone. For me, when I was in that river, I was only thinking about one thing. The rest of it just all went away.

Mitch

Colorado! Isn't it always in the last place you look?

Mitch

No, that was "I like your ass; can I wear it as a hat?".

Ed Furillo

TRUSTED us? They don't even KNOW us! They followed us because we yelled "yah!".

Ed Furillo

What'd ya use for protection, Phil; paper or plastic?

Ed Furillo

Charge all this to my Visa [spits out chewing tobacco and it lands on a denim shirt for sale] and that as well.

Ed Furillo

This guy, Curly, is a true cowboy. One of the last real men. He's untamed. A mustang. We're trained ponies. It'll do us good to be in his world for a while.

Ed Furillo

I'm fourteen and my mother and father are fighting again. Y'know, because she caught him again. Caught him; this time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him; I said "You're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more." And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day.

Ed Furillo

Oh, come on. Are you telling me you wouldn't like to screw her brains out?

Ed Furillo

Because honey, if that stuff were half as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum.

Ed Furillo